sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

(via sarcasticlesbian)

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

(via spork)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via trust)

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

(via sarcasticlesbian)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via spork)

breakfastburritoe:

i like tall guys bc theyre closer to jesus

(via sarcasticlesbian)

mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that

(via sarcasticlesbian)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via placatory)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via tasmamamia)